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( Lyv's Masterlist of Fanfiction )

Title: Once More into the Breach
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 333
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Prompt: vendetta
Warnings: AU with respect to certain canon character deaths, obviously
Disclaimer: Title belongs to Shakespeare, and nothing else is mine, either.
AN: Just a bitty NaNo-distraction-drabble – thanks to bewarethesmirk for giving me a prompt and putting up with me. She is, as she always is, wonderful. :)

( Once More into the Breach )

Title: A Vulcan's Best Friend
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 486
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: "Tentacles are a Vulcan's best friend"
Warnings: err, bondage? Sort of?
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( A Vulcan's Best Friend )

Title: Correct Behavior
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 358
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock/Chekov
Prompt: voyeurism
Warnings: what the prompt says :p
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Correct Behavior )

Title: Not Sure He Should
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 252
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Prompt: barely legal
Warnings: well, like the prompt says … they are of age. Barely.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Not Sure He Should )


Title: For the Sake of the Morning After
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 105
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock Prime/Spock
Prompt: mutual masturbation
Warnings: err, I've been assured by several lovely people that this pairing doesn't actually count as incest, but idek, ymmv, and all that.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( For the Sake of the Morning After )

Title: The End of the High
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 143
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Sulu
Prompt: adrenaline
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The End of the High )

Title: First Base, and Other Earthly Metaphors
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 237
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: frottage
Warnings: what the prompt says, lol
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( First Base, and Other Earthly Metaphors )

Title: Like Magnets
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 399
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: prostitution
Warnings: mention of dub-con
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Like Magnets )

Title: (In)convenient Circumstances
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Prompt: lap-sitting
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( (In)convenient Circumstances )

Title: The Uniform Makes the Man
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 163
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Bones
Prompt: uniforms
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The Uniform Makes the Man )

... I started a comm for Star Trek fans doing NaNo, trek_nano ... tell me I'm not the only one? Tell me I'm not crazy crazier than usual ... join me in my pleasant fantasy of having enough time to write 50k in November?

*bats eyelashes prettily*

The weather is frightfully cold, and my cat is grumpy. I'm not allowed to leave her alone for four hours, let alone four days, so she is informing me of her displeasure, and extorting extra cuddles.

( cut for picspam and recaps, etc )

And now for a post-Slash Retreat drabble! Look, I can still write HP! :)

Title: World Enough and Time
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: the fabulous and amazing bewarethesmirk
Word Count: 299
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: err, hints at future Harry/Snape? maybe?
Warnings: character death (sort of)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title stolen from Andrew Marvell.
AN: For littleblackbow, who couldn't come to slashretreat_dc but who was kind enough to send us all art via slashpine! Mine was this lovely picture of Harry looking off into the distance, wistfully, with Snape in a dark profile in the background, so I used it as inspiration for this, though I'm not sure it was quite what littleblackbow was envisioning with her art.

( World Enough and Time )

At venturous's house in D.C.! (Although I've just been told that we're not in D.C. ... confusing geography is confusing.) Anyhow, I'm somewhere southish and vaguely warmer, where the leaves are still green.

We have had fabulous food (curry and coffee and pancakes and chili and and coffee and chocolate-pumpkin cake, going in chronological order (dinner, breakfast, lunch)) and a lovely walk, and a lot of snuggles with the kitty and the puppies.

Aloysius is here and presiding over all of our slashy talk and giving us disapproving looks whenever things get out of hand (or when things get too PG, lol). I've gotten a fair amount of writing done with his help.

Cheesecake and movies and all sorts of fun later! r_grayjoy is doing most of the live blogging but I will try to update also. :)

Title: Spock
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 470
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Spock
Warnings: Oh, I solemnly swear that I am not in my right mind, and that it is (once again) Pie's fault. Also a partial fill for ze_dragon's request for Spock-as-Snape, but I'll get around to writing the real thing (some day soon, I swear! But not when I have to wake up in five hours!)
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Spock )

Title: As You Like It
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 300
Rating: R
Pairing: Lucius/Kirk
Warnings: This is all Pie's fault. And Noe's. I'm totally not responsible, and I did not eat a bucketload of sugar. Honest. Please don't ask why I thought stealing one of Shakespeare's titles was a good idea.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( As You Like It )

Sad days=Snarry Games posting is over :( ... But, happy days because there's still plenty of time to read/view/comment/vote! :)

The mods have a fabulous organizedy masterlist, or you can browse through the recaps, or you can just go through the whole fest from start to end (or end to start). Which is what I did yesterday, being a sad thing who was home sick instead of having fun with recombinant DNA at work. Woe. :(

I think this cold medicine is making me kind of funny, lol. But even if you don't have a sick day or any Dayquil, you should still go read over at snarry_games! Here are some of the stories that I particularly enjoyed, but you should check out all the rest, too!

Anachronism by starcrossedkayla - a really fabulous story with an incredible, creative twist

Bits and Pieces (of Harry's Life, Post-Happily Ever After) by ziasudra - brilliant story with a great creative twist

By Sulfur and Salt by elfwreck - truly haunting, the kind of story that stays with you for a long time afterwards

Death and the Open Mind by loupgarou1750 - stunningly brilliant premise, hot sex, and a perfectly ending!

Everything He Ever Wanted by bethbethbeth - a wonderful and very creative story

Harry Potter and His Incredible, Dumb Luck! by eeyore9990 - a thoroughly enjoyable romp

Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks by joanwilder - a masterful story with a perfect ending – thoroughly enjoyable

Sine Qua Non by dracofiend - such a satisfying love story! My only complaint is that it was over so soon … I could have happily read another 500,000 words of this one. :)

Sing a Mad Rebellion by femmequixotic - Guh. An absolutely, absolutely, ABSOLUTELY brilliant story.

The Fourth Deathly Hallow by gingertart50 - an enthralling mystery, and Harry and Snape are just so perfect together here.

The Betrothal Contract by leela_cat - fabulous courtship story

The Snidget by sinick and ac1d6urn - absolutely no-holds-barred brilliant! A brilliant, creative, funny, lovely story that's really a must-read. :)

The Unexpected Bride by ze_dragon - such a great romance and a really awesome story!

Timely Actions by odogoddess - a brilliant and very clever fic :)

Check headers for ratings/warnings/etc, of course, I'm afraid I didn't think to c&p everything, and please forgive the funky DW user-name symbols, because I haven't figured out how to fix that either... but anyhow, do run over to snarry_games right now and enjoy! :D

Title: Track Changes (7/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Denial is just a river in Egypt...

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

( Track Changes, part 7 )

Title: Track Changes (6/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: remedial: 1. affording remedy; tending to remedy something. (Dictionary.com Unabridged)
AN: Sorry for the long hiatus - real life has been super-overwhelming lately. :( I will try to update daily from now on!

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 5

( Track Changes, part 6 )

Apologies to people I owe comments/e-mails, anyone who was looking for the next installment of Track Changes, or anyone looking for me in chat - am dealing with migraine on top of the usual beginning-of-semester craziness, so maybe don't expect much from me this week. Will update again as I can, but the computer is making my head worse, so. A tout a l'heure.

Title: The Wirgin Islands
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 520
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Chekov
Warnings: first time, sex pollen, ridiculous accent :)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Jim has his priorities straight.
AN: Thanks to eeyore9990 for helping me with the transliteration of Chekov's accent, and for all her super-helpful suggestions. This is for the_con_cept - happy BBTP day!

( The Wirgin Islands )

Title: Less Than Pleasure, More Than Pain
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 475
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: "Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure." Five things that only Jim knows about Spock
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written for eeyore9990 - she requested this prompt and glasses!kink. Happy BBTP day, hon! :)

( Less Than Pleasure, More Than Pain )

Title: Landing is Hard
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 335
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: breathplay
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Any mirror shatters in the end.
AN: For my lovely lavillanueva - I hope you have a very porny BBTP-day, my dear! :) Thanks to eeyore9990 for the once-over.

( Landing is Hard )

Title: Necessary Immunities
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 439
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Bones
Warnings: wall!sex, frottage
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: There's nothing like a hypo to make a man want to avoid a doctor.
AN: Written for angela_snape - happy BBTP-day and happy start-of-term! Hope you enjoy! :)

( Necessary Immunities )

It's already late, so I can't promise to fill every prompt - but I've been writing some mini-ficlets for , and might have time for a couple of extras. If you'd like me to write one for you, please comment with pairing and kink, and I'll see what I can do!

Star Trek only, I'm afraid, and no promises at all if you request characters from the older series that I'm not familiar with, 'kay? :)

Tags: bbtp, drabble offer

Title: Track Changes (5/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: irritability: 1. the property of protoplasm and of living organisms that permits them to react to stimuli (Merriam Webster's Medical Dictionary)
AN: Thanks to eeyore9990 for giving this one a quick once-over! Epsilon Vega (travesty of a name, isn't it?) isn't her fault at all, that was just me making up stuff.

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

( Track Changes, Part Five )