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( Lyv's Masterlist of Fanfiction )

and hop on over to r_grayjoy's post! WORST WORDS TO USE WHILE WRITING A SEX SCENE (with some truly hideous comment!porn from yours truly) ... come and join in the fun and help me procrastinate on my NaNo novel!

Come on, seriously. I bet you can top "pustulent" ... can't you?

Last repost this evening - I swear, I'm off to frost cupcakes now! I'll totally stop spamming you!

Title: Lust Potion Number Nine
Author: lesyeuxverts
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Harry/Severus, with mention of Harry/Ginny, Harry/Viktor, and Harry/unspecified male
Word Count: ~14k
Summary: Harry Potter was the last person Severus expected to need this particular potion, but the Ministry's Propagation and Restoration Emergency Guidelines have them both trapped in lives they don't particularly want to lead.
A/N: Please note that this is intended to be AU with regards to the timing of the epilogue; Harry and Ginny were married immediately after the war, rather than several years later.
Written for the 2009 Snarry Games, in the Alive&Kicking Genre and for the Love&Marrage and Play The Game prompts.

Nothing which you recognize from the HP universe belongs to me, alas. The boys would have so much more fun with me…

Huge thanks to jin_fenghuang, rgrayjoy, and carpet_diemon for all of the help, support, and brainstorming while I wrote; to my teammates for the support, encouragement, and concrit; to odogoddess, jin_fenghuang, and angela_snape for being the best beta-readers a girl could ask for; and to the mods, for putting on such fabulous fest and being extraordinarily patient with me. Thank you all so much!

Long fic is long and is posted at DreamWidth: Lust Potion Number Nine

Title: Christmas Ever After
Author: lesyeuxverts00
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: "Thou canst hear though from the wild/ Thou canst save amid despair/Safe may we sleep beneath Thy care/ though banish'd, outcast, and reviled."
Summary: "What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace." - Agnes M. Pharo
Any other notes, warnings, etc.: Thanks so much to softly_sweetly, raspberry, and bewarethesmirk for looking this over for me; and to L and S for being there for me as I wrote this.
This is canon-compliant, including canon character deaths, but has a happy ending of sorts.
Written for laroseminuit in the 2008 round of rs_small_gifts.

( Christmas Ever After )

Title: The Memories That Matter Most
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 2400ish
Rating: R
Pairing: Snape/Harry (Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Dean)
Warnings: infidelity, divorce
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry doesn't need the photographs in order to remember – but he keeps them nonetheless, his forever memories.
Author's Notes: The story is told backwards in four parts. Inspired by the photographs in jin_fenghuang</a>'s Snarry Games art When All is Said and Done.

( The Memories That Matter Most )

Title: No Place for the Living
Author: lesyeuxverts
Pairing: Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Dub-con, bondage
Summary: Flesh and bone and rope have their limits, and Snape never pushes too hard.
Disclaimer: The world of HP and its characters belongs to J K Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made.
Word count: 2280
Author Notes: Written for iamisaac in the 2008 round of snapelyholidays. Thanks to M and S for the beta, and to E for the title!


( No Place for the Living )

Title: Always White
Author: lesyeuxverts00
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Teddy
Summary: Harry has to marry Teddy. Just to save him, of course. He isn't a dirty old man lusting after his godson – he isn't.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): forced bonding, semi-public sex
Word Count: 3500
Author's Notes: Written for entrenous88 in the first round of hp_cross_fest.

( Always White )

So, in uploading fic to my shiny new Archive of Our Own account, I've realized that there's a shameful number of fest fics that I haven't reposted here. For the sake of having everything at my LJ, I am going to spam your flists like crazy tonight, and I am super-sorry about it, and please just scroll on past. Nothing to see here...just really old fics.

Title: Not By Bread Alone
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco (Harry/Ginny, Draco/Astoria)
Summary: No man – wizard or Muggle – can live by bread alone.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Infidelity, prostitution, bondage, angst
Epilogue compliant? Epilogue compliant, yes. Disregards most of interview canon except for Astoria's name.
Word Count: 6500ish
Author's Notes: Written for the 2008 round of hd_holidays.

( Not By Bread Alone )

(First, OMG, Yuletide! Yay! But getting my assignment made me realize that I had not yet posted a Yuletide letter, so let me postpone my squee until later - or direct it toward the ginger cake I'm going to try to make again - and go on and do that. In between trips to the kitchen to carry on with the baking.)

( Dear Yuletide Author, )

Okay, now I will go back to the kitchen and see if I can scrounge enough sugar to make some pumpkin bread. And squee (quietly) about Yuletide while finishing off my gingerbread dinner with gingerbread dessert. :D

A meme, because I am totally being good and working on NaNo. :P

1. Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from.
2. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "comment" from a character on that list.

Sheldon Cooper Fitzwilliam Darcy Sebastian Flyte Arthur Goring James T. Kirk Marc Remillard Charles Ryder Emilio Sandoz Severus Snape Spock 

Title: Once More into the Breach
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 333
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Prompt: vendetta
Warnings: AU with respect to certain canon character deaths, obviously
Disclaimer: Title belongs to Shakespeare, and nothing else is mine, either.
AN: Just a bitty NaNo-distraction-drabble – thanks to bewarethesmirk for giving me a prompt and putting up with me. She is, as she always is, wonderful. :)

( Once More into the Breach )

Title: A Vulcan's Best Friend
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 486
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: "Tentacles are a Vulcan's best friend"
Warnings: err, bondage? Sort of?
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( A Vulcan's Best Friend )

Title: Correct Behavior
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 358
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock/Chekov
Prompt: voyeurism
Warnings: what the prompt says :p
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Correct Behavior )

Title: Not Sure He Should
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 252
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Prompt: barely legal
Warnings: well, like the prompt says … they are of age. Barely.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Not Sure He Should )


Title: For the Sake of the Morning After
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 105
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock Prime/Spock
Prompt: mutual masturbation
Warnings: err, I've been assured by several lovely people that this pairing doesn't actually count as incest, but idek, ymmv, and all that.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( For the Sake of the Morning After )

Title: The End of the High
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 143
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Sulu
Prompt: adrenaline
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The End of the High )

Title: First Base, and Other Earthly Metaphors
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 237
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: frottage
Warnings: what the prompt says, lol
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( First Base, and Other Earthly Metaphors )

Title: Like Magnets
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 399
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: prostitution
Warnings: mention of dub-con
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Like Magnets )

Title: (In)convenient Circumstances
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Prompt: lap-sitting
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( (In)convenient Circumstances )

Title: The Uniform Makes the Man
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 163
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Bones
Prompt: uniforms
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The Uniform Makes the Man )

... I started a comm for Star Trek fans doing NaNo, trek_nano ... tell me I'm not the only one? Tell me I'm not crazy crazier than usual ... join me in my pleasant fantasy of having enough time to write 50k in November?

*bats eyelashes prettily*

The weather is frightfully cold, and my cat is grumpy. I'm not allowed to leave her alone for four hours, let alone four days, so she is informing me of her displeasure, and extorting extra cuddles.

( cut for picspam and recaps, etc )

And now for a post-Slash Retreat drabble! Look, I can still write HP! :)

Title: World Enough and Time
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: the fabulous and amazing bewarethesmirk
Word Count: 299
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: err, hints at future Harry/Snape? maybe?
Warnings: character death (sort of)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title stolen from Andrew Marvell.
AN: For littleblackbow, who couldn't come to slashretreat_dc but who was kind enough to send us all art via slashpine! Mine was this lovely picture of Harry looking off into the distance, wistfully, with Snape in a dark profile in the background, so I used it as inspiration for this, though I'm not sure it was quite what littleblackbow was envisioning with her art.

( World Enough and Time )

At venturous's house in D.C.! (Although I've just been told that we're not in D.C. ... confusing geography is confusing.) Anyhow, I'm somewhere southish and vaguely warmer, where the leaves are still green.

We have had fabulous food (curry and coffee and pancakes and chili and and coffee and chocolate-pumpkin cake, going in chronological order (dinner, breakfast, lunch)) and a lovely walk, and a lot of snuggles with the kitty and the puppies.

Aloysius is here and presiding over all of our slashy talk and giving us disapproving looks whenever things get out of hand (or when things get too PG, lol). I've gotten a fair amount of writing done with his help.

Cheesecake and movies and all sorts of fun later! r_grayjoy is doing most of the live blogging but I will try to update also. :)

Title: Spock
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 470
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Spock
Warnings: Oh, I solemnly swear that I am not in my right mind, and that it is (once again) Pie's fault. Also a partial fill for ze_dragon's request for Spock-as-Snape, but I'll get around to writing the real thing (some day soon, I swear! But not when I have to wake up in five hours!)
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Spock )

Title: As You Like It
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 300
Rating: R
Pairing: Lucius/Kirk
Warnings: This is all Pie's fault. And Noe's. I'm totally not responsible, and I did not eat a bucketload of sugar. Honest. Please don't ask why I thought stealing one of Shakespeare's titles was a good idea.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( As You Like It )