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( Lyv's Masterlist of Fanfiction )

My daily_deviant fic is up!

Title: His Lily
Author: lesyeuxverts
Characters: Severus Snape, Lily Evans, Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: dub-con, potion use, EWE
Themes/kinks chosen: romantic marriage
Word Count: 1000
Summary: Body and breath and soul, she is his, married to him, just as she always should have been.
Author's notes: The wedding vows are from the 1662 Book of Common Prayer (Church of England) ... thanks to fbowden for other advice on British weddings. Huge thanks to westernredcedar and nqdonne for the beta!

I finally managed to write something for daily_deviant other than wanking, whee! :D

In completely non-deviant (very vanilla, actually) news, I am totally omg completely in love with this guy I met yesterday. (What? We talked for ten whole minutes!) He's cute and funny and he laughs at my jokes and I was super-brave and asked him if he wanted to go with a bunch of us out for drinks at Grendel's. (He had to work but he said next week, eee!)

Okay, it's totally the two-week crush that will end when I learn that he's gay or married or otherwise unavailable, but pffft! It's lovely while it lasts! :P

Okay, I had two fics that I was planning to write for BBTP ... and today I realized that I'm not really sure I want to write them. Of course, that means that it's time for me to turn to my wise, all-knowing flist and ask you all to help me decide what to write. Because you're AWESOME! :D

( Take my poll, won't you please? )
It should go without saying that while I will strongly consider the results of the poll ... if you all vote to have me write Filch/Squid breathplay with blue sequined knickers and a branding iron, then umm ... well, that won't be finished by September 1, okay? Something quick and easy and porny, please! :D

Title: Fall or Fly
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sirius, Regulus
Prompt: #4
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Fall or Fly )

Title: To Be Great
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus, Lily
Prompt: nest_of_spiders prompt #3:
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Dumbledore, Chamber of Secrets.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( To Be Great )

Title: Waiting
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Prompt: nest_of_spiders prompt #2:
" Leaves of the summer, lovely summer's pride,
Sweet is the shade below your silent tree,"
- William Barnes, Leaves
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Waiting )

Title: Paid in Full
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: angela_snape
Word Count: 700ish
Rating: R
Pairing: Snarry
Prompt: Approval, Rain
Warnings: EWE, forced bonding, dub-con, a sad lack of actual porn
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written in the drabbling we did during the Ball at Terminus – thanks to everyone there for all the fun that we had! *loves*

( Paid in Full )

There is a Terminus friending meme. I've already tried to friend people who I met, but I have a memory like a sieve even when I haven't been drinking like a fish, so ... please friend me if you remember meeting me! <3

Upon more sober reflection (and after seeing the photo that nqdonne took of all our empty liquor bottles) ... I am never drinking that much EVER AGAIN. Or if I do, I am getting more than four hours of sleep!

( Terminus babble )<3333

At the Snupin meet-up now. Missed out on the roundtable discussion in the morning (censorship in fandom) because it was already full, but listened to a talk about copyright issues. Then went to a round-table discussion on Percy (who is AWESOME, in spite of the people at the roundtable who hated him and projected all of their own issues onto him). I got a plot-bunny out of it at least.

Am at the Snupin meet-up now with AWESOME people and sitting next to jin, who is chatting with me on gmail 'cause she's just a goof like that! :)

More later! *smooches*

... you know when I'll be back again ... :)

Putting in a half-day of work and tidying up some loose ends in lab before ... Terminus! Yay! :)

I will have internet access while I'm there (though I'm not sure how much time or sobriety I will have to spend with my computer) and I'll have internet access afterwards, even though I'm going to my parents' house for a week before returning.

I'll see some of you sooner than others, and wish a very happy weekend to all of you! *hugs*

ETA: Damnit! My flight was cancelled and now I fly out tomorrow morning (at some ungodly hour not meant for wakefulness). Grrrr, stupid thunderstorms. :(

snarry_holidays sign-ups are going to start AT MIDNIGHT ... less than 12 hours from now! eeeee, I'm so excited! :D :D :D

Title: Nature's First Green
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating:PG
Pairing: James/Lily
Prompt: nest_of_spiders prompt #1
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Thanks to the slash-chat girls for the once-over! The title comes from the poem by Robert Frost.

( Nature's First Green )

Mrs Scamander and the Unusual Courtship by iulia_linnea (Lunucious and other pairings, NC-17) - Luna is just delightful - perfectly captured here and an absolute joy to read - and the twists and turns of this courtship are brilliant!

Take Me Down by shellydkitty (Draco/doll, Harry/Draco, NC-17) - Shelly's debut fic over at daily_deviant, and what a debut it is! Hot and deviant and absolutely wonderful!

The Penitent by coffee_n_cocoa (Snape, Neville, R) - not a pairing that I would normally read, but damn! This really packs a punch ... haunted me all day, it did, and I'm still thinking on it. Brilliantly written story!

Second Chances by anon at weasley_fest (Ron/Harry, other pairings, R) - lovely, plotty, LONG story! Really enjoyed the way the story was constructed and the whole is just love. <3

nest_of_spiders is running again this August! Daily prompts! I'm SO excited ... it was a tonne of fun last year!

snarry_holidays has got the sign-up templates posted and will start sign-ups on August 5th!

I got home really late last night, and didn't have time to squee about these before I collapsed - but look! There is fic for me! *grins like a mad thing* iulia_linnea wrote After (Severus/Lily, PG) , celandineb wrote Estimation (Percy, G) and unbroken_halo wrote Season of Giving (Bill/Neville, G) for me! Eeeee, I have such lovely friends! *glomps* :D :D :D

I also want everyone to know how very, very excited I am about this year's round of snarry_holidays - rules and FAQ here! Or here, as we're mirroring on LJ this year. The awesomeness is about to begin!

Also, Terminus is in... some number of days. Once upon a time, I was able to do basic math, like counting and arithmatic, and all, but alas, those days are long gone. I shall have to rely on the brilliant and very organized nqdonne to make sure that I get to the airport on the correct day because dude, I'm going to be living with her in two days! Wheee!

That said, I should get off my butt and finish my packing... *sigh*, I hate moving. :(

Before I go, let me link you to my daily_deviant fic for this month, which was posted last night (with a little help from my friends! <3). It's Every Pleasure and it's Severus, Harry/Teddy, R. There are some warnings that you might want to read, but they're a little spoilery for the story itself, so I won't copy them here. :)

Errr. I'm only sharing my latest procrastination tool with y'all because I love you, right? I wouldn't do this for just anybody. :P

(translation: don't blame me if you end up wasting all your time with this, 'kay? I disclaim any and all responsibility. I only tell you things because I <3 you.)

Word Vine, SO addictive! I was playing the "easy" level and made it up to 36000+, playing on and off all afternoon ... yeah. I think I need to give it another go, though. Because I don't have any packing or cleaning or writing to do, oh no. Not me. :P

Title: Courtship of the Blind
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: nqdonne, who_la_hoop, and angela_snape - thank you!
Word Count: 5200ish (5205, to be precise, Percy says)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Warnings: wanking, snogging, happily-ever-after-ing
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written for analretentive in the percy_ficathon

( Courtship of the Blind )

Title: eternity and an hour
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: who_la_hoop and angela_snape
Word Count: 1795
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Snape (brief James/Lily, Sirius/Remus, and Albus/Gellert)
Prompt: Severus Snape with the Resurrection Stone in the Shrieking Shack
Warnings: DH compliance, voyeurism, blink-and-you'll-miss-it breathplay
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written for hp_wankfest

( eternity and an hour )

Title: Lightning Strikes
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: westernredcedar, nqdonne, and angela_snape, and thanks to strawberrytune for her help as well!
Word Count: 2125
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Remus/James, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/James, implied James/Lily
Summary: Sirius comes between James and Remus.
Warnings: threesome, infidelity, awkward first time, double penetration, angst
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written for hp_springsmut

( Lightning Strikes )

The last of the drabbles I wrote for portus_envy

Title: Learning to Live
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: Teddy/James Jr.
Warnings: schmoop! :)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For loony4lupin in portus_envy

( Learning to Live )

Title: Concealment and Disguise
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Pairing: Teddy gen
Prompt: cheap sunglasses
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written for nixitall in portus_envy

( Concealment and Disguise )

Title: As Good as Any Potion
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: Charlie/Snape
Prompt: Firewhiskey
Warnings: EWE
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written for angela_snape in portus_envy

( As Good as Any Potion )

Title: Success by Any Measure
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: Percy/Draco
Prompt: popcorn
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For mad_queen_mab in portus_envy

( Success by Any Measure )