Title: The One Solid Thing
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Prompt: mystery
Warnings: EWE
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For drachenmina - happy birthday!

( The One Solid Thing )

Title: The Games That Headmasters Play
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Severus/Girl!Harry (past Severus/Lily)
Prompt: wall
Warnings: potions use (see pairing)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For iulia_linnea - happy birthday!

( The Games That Headmasters Play )

Title: Prayers for the Night
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Prompt: desk sex
Warnings: A serious lack of desk sex, I'm afraid :(
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For angelofwar - happy birthday!

( Prayers for the Night )

Title: Second Chances
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Prompt: New Orleans
Warnings: EWE
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For felaine - happy birthday!

( Second Chances )

Title: Clean Beginnings
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Harry
Prompt: waterfall
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For leela_cat - happy belated birthday!

( Clean Beginnings )

Title: The Ties That Bind
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Filch
Prompt: hurt/comfort in-the-Hogwarts-kitchens-with-a-spatula
Warnings: implications of corporal punishment
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For brienze - happy birthday! :)

( The Ties That Bind )

Title: Envy and Forgiveness
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 150
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry/Severus (past Harry/Ginny, Severus/Lily)
Prompt: Snape returns from the non-dead to discover a divorced Harry has a son named Albus Severus. Relationship ensues
Warnings:
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For cyane_snape … happy birthday!

( Envy and Forgiveness )

Title: Pieces of a Puzzle
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Severus
Prompt: healing
Warnings: EWE regarding certain character deaths
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For snapesgirl_62 - happy belated birthday! :)

( Pieces of a Puzzle )

Title: The Fruits of His Flaws
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Severus (past Harry/Ginny)
Prompt: impatience
Warnings: EWE
Disclaimer: Not mine. Also, please don't ask me why everyone is drinking in this fic.
AN: For bewarethesmirk - happy belated birthday!

( The Fruits of His Flaws )

Title: Playing by the Rules
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: Fenrir/Hermione
Prompt: bunny slippers (on Fenrir)
Warnings: err… other than the pairing, none?
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: A belated birthday drabble for theentwife … happy birthday!

( Playing by the Rules )

Sick at home. Bored. Have slept probably as much as it's physically possible to do.

Anyhow (if you can't tell), I'm trying to get caught up on birthday drabbles for people. My organizational system is kind of ... lacking, so if I've missed your birthday, could you maybe chime in with a pairing and a one-word prompt? Otherwise, I will just use whatever my Muse dreams up (and she is obviously a very fickle, very nonsensical sort of Muse) and I might have problems *finding* your birthday, since there's LJ and IJ and DW to check, and and and and ...

Anyhow. Excuses aside. It would make things much easier if you could just prompt me! No promises on getting everything done today because it might be time for nap #14, but I will try, and we will see what can get done during my bout of sickness before my Snarry Games captains find out that I'm slacking and come after me with a whip.

And yeah, it doesn't actually have to be your birthday ... it could be because I missed your birthday last year, or your birthday is on leap-year-day and you never get any presents, or because you think I don't write enough Snape/Filch hurt/comfort in-the-Hogwarts-kitchens-with-a-spatula (example of a very bad one-word prompt, lol ... ignore my feverish babblings, m'kay?) ... just, if you want a drabble/ficlet, leave a comment with a prompt and pairing. :)

Title: Before The Wasteland
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charles/Sebastian
Warnings: Compliant to Brideshead canon, with all that entails
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Happy birthday, kabal42! Sorry it's rather late, but I hope you had a fabulous day! *hugs*

( Before The Wasteland )

Title: Promises to Keep
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: bewarethesmirk
Word Count: 800
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Draco
Warnings: EWE
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For femmequixotic - happy birthday! Sorry this is so late!

( Promises )

Happy birthday, faynia! I hope you have a very happy day! <3

Title: Romance Will Get You Nowhere
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 700ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snarry
Warnings: hints at forced bonding
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Beta: Thanks to the slashchat girls for the quick once-over!
Summary: A Snape-ish sort of courtship :)
AN: faynia requested a fic where Snape has to bring Harry home as the fiance/boyfriend/what-have-you to meet his family. I hear there's a Snarry-A-Thon fic with a similar premise, and I know this is a common cliche, but I hope this will be unique in some way and that you'll enjoy it, faynia!

( Romance Will Get You Nowhere )

Title: More Faith
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: bewarethesmirk
Word Count: 980
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Kingsley
Warnings: absolutely none :)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Happy birthday, angela_snape! I hope you had the best of days!

( More Faith )

Title: Determination
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 337
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Lily/Severus
Warnings: errr ... a bit angsty, I guess
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: A (belated) ficlet for iamisaac's birthday ... sorry it's a bit late! Hope you had a wonderful day! :)

( Determination )

Title: The Uglier The Better
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: ~300
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus/Regulus, Severus/Hooch, Severus/Trelawney, Severus/Moody
Prompt: Snape didn't actually like to sleep with "pretty" partners. He preferred to be the good-looking one, in a pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: This is a shamefully late birthday ficlet for cordelia_v ... actually, the prompt that I took to write for her birthday last year. I fail at writing things on time ... so late, and so very sorry! But I hope you had a very happy birthday both years, Cordelia! *hugs*

( The Uglier The Better )

Title: An Unexpected Celebration
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: unbroken_halo - thank you!
Word Count: ~2000
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Percy/Severus
Prompt: birthday surprise
Warnings: bondage, orgasm denial
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For iulia_linnea … happy birthday and many more, hon!

( An Unexpected Celebration )

Title: Teasing Professor Potter
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: angela_snape and fbowden
Word Count: 1200
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Scorpius
Warnings: Oh god … teacher/student, chan, D/s, bondage, blood-play, orgasm denial
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Happy un-birthday, lavillanueva!

( Teasing Professor Potter )

And continuing with the awesome: the_con_cept wrote Speech Therapy (Snarry, NC-17) for me! Isn't she lovely? It's the hottest, funniest Snarry ... you should totally go read it! <3

Also, I totally meant to post this pic yesterday, too. It's a sign that we saw on our way to the awesome nachos restaurant. One might say that this sign ... is a sign of what I should be writing, lol!

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