Title: A Vulcan's Best Friend
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 486
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: "Tentacles are a Vulcan's best friend"
Warnings: err, bondage? Sort of?
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( A Vulcan's Best Friend )

Title: Correct Behavior
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 358
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock/Chekov
Prompt: voyeurism
Warnings: what the prompt says :p
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Correct Behavior )

Title: Not Sure He Should
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 252
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Prompt: barely legal
Warnings: well, like the prompt says … they are of age. Barely.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Not Sure He Should )


Title: For the Sake of the Morning After
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 105
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock Prime/Spock
Prompt: mutual masturbation
Warnings: err, I've been assured by several lovely people that this pairing doesn't actually count as incest, but idek, ymmv, and all that.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( For the Sake of the Morning After )

Title: The End of the High
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 143
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Sulu
Prompt: adrenaline
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The End of the High )

Title: First Base, and Other Earthly Metaphors
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 237
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: frottage
Warnings: what the prompt says, lol
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( First Base, and Other Earthly Metaphors )

Title: Like Magnets
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 399
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Prompt: prostitution
Warnings: mention of dub-con
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Like Magnets )

Title: (In)convenient Circumstances
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Prompt: lap-sitting
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( (In)convenient Circumstances )

Title: The Uniform Makes the Man
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 163
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Bones
Prompt: uniforms
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The Uniform Makes the Man )

... I started a comm for Star Trek fans doing NaNo, trek_nano ... tell me I'm not the only one? Tell me I'm not crazy crazier than usual ... join me in my pleasant fantasy of having enough time to write 50k in November?

*bats eyelashes prettily*

Title: Spock
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 470
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Spock
Warnings: Oh, I solemnly swear that I am not in my right mind, and that it is (once again) Pie's fault. Also a partial fill for ze_dragon's request for Spock-as-Snape, but I'll get around to writing the real thing (some day soon, I swear! But not when I have to wake up in five hours!)
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Spock )

Title: As You Like It
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 300
Rating: R
Pairing: Lucius/Kirk
Warnings: This is all Pie's fault. And Noe's. I'm totally not responsible, and I did not eat a bucketload of sugar. Honest. Please don't ask why I thought stealing one of Shakespeare's titles was a good idea.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( As You Like It )

Title: Track Changes (7/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Denial is just a river in Egypt...

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

( Track Changes, part 7 )

Title: Track Changes (6/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: remedial: 1. affording remedy; tending to remedy something. (Dictionary.com Unabridged)
AN: Sorry for the long hiatus - real life has been super-overwhelming lately. :( I will try to update daily from now on!

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 5

( Track Changes, part 6 )

Title: The Wirgin Islands
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 520
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Chekov
Warnings: first time, sex pollen, ridiculous accent :)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Jim has his priorities straight.
AN: Thanks to eeyore9990 for helping me with the transliteration of Chekov's accent, and for all her super-helpful suggestions. This is for the_con_cept - happy BBTP day!

( The Wirgin Islands )

Title: Less Than Pleasure, More Than Pain
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 475
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: "Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure." Five things that only Jim knows about Spock
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Written for eeyore9990 - she requested this prompt and glasses!kink. Happy BBTP day, hon! :)

( Less Than Pleasure, More Than Pain )

Title: Landing is Hard
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 335
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: breathplay
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Any mirror shatters in the end.
AN: For my lovely lavillanueva - I hope you have a very porny BBTP-day, my dear! :) Thanks to eeyore9990 for the once-over.

( Landing is Hard )

Title: Necessary Immunities
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 439
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Bones
Warnings: wall!sex, frottage
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: There's nothing like a hypo to make a man want to avoid a doctor.
AN: Written for angela_snape - happy BBTP-day and happy start-of-term! Hope you enjoy! :)

( Necessary Immunities )

Title: Track Changes (5/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: irritability: 1. the property of protoplasm and of living organisms that permits them to react to stimuli (Merriam Webster's Medical Dictionary)
AN: Thanks to eeyore9990 for giving this one a quick once-over! Epsilon Vega (travesty of a name, isn't it?) isn't her fault at all, that was just me making up stuff.

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

( Track Changes, Part Five )

Title: Track Changes (4/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 150ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock, reference to Spock/Uhura
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: killjoy: One who spoils the enthusiasm or fun of others. (The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
AN: link, just in case

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3

( Track Changes, part 4 )

Title: Track Changes (3/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: movie spoilers, large image
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: standard operating procedure: established or prescribed methods to be followed routinely for the performance of designated operations or in designated situations (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)
AN: Link, in case I have screwed up the coding

( Track Changes, part 3 )

Title: Track Changes (2/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: movie spoilers, large image
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: sensitivity: 1.The quality or condition of being sensitive. 2. The capacity of an organ or organism to respond to stimulation. (The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
AN: Link in case my coding doesn't work

Part 1

( Track Changes )

Title: Track Changes (1/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: err... just for movie spoilers, I guess ... and a large image that probably isn't dial-up friendly
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: redact: 2. To make ready for publication; edit or revise. (The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
AN: I was inspired by the title of montana_dan's Snarry Games fic, but (as is usual for me nowadays) my brain took a sharp left turn into Star Trek and decided to stay there. Huge thanks to eeyore9990 for the technical assistance and support and squee. :D
Yes, we are just pretending that Microsoft Word and Track Changes still exist in the 23rd century ... okay?
(Here's a link to the image in case I've screwed everything up)

( Track Changes )

(....it might be time for an intervention, guys. Only not seriously, because if you take st_xi_kink away, it will make me sad.)


Title: Unexpectedly Brilliant Plans
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 380
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen, mostly? idek, this could be Kirk/Penny and Spock/Sheldon
Prompt: crossover with The Big Bang Theory
Warnings: err, I don't even remember what episodes I'm referencing, but spoilers for Big Bang Theory if you haven't watched it ... not that this will make any sense at all if you haven't
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Unexpectedly Brilliant Plans )


Title: Sweeter Pleasures
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Prompt: Sulu smoking a cigarette
Warnings: none, really
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Sweeter Pleasures )

Title: Not Alone for Long
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 1167
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Prompt: 5 times McCoy couldn't leave Kirk behind and the one time he had to. (and because I just had to write Kirk/McCoy for angela_snape)
Warnings: lots and lots of sappiness
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Not Alone for Long )